I think I've moaned enough about the pain that is the office party. We did have a chocolate fountain this year which makes up for a lot but not everything.
I thought it might be amusing to let you all in on some of the things I overheard...
Guy (to himself with a bottle of wine) - I really have to stop playing drinking games on my own
Girl (to my boss who is a lesbian) - Wow, you look great, if I was a Lesbian I'd take you home.
My Boss (to me) - I'll never be that drunk
Blonde Girl in bathroom - Look I'll put my hand down there and just pull it out...
Women 1 - Wow your boobs looks great
Women 2 - I know its my new bra they sort of lift it all up
Women 1 - I need to get myself a bra like that
Man - Me too
Man in bad tie - Can you believe the food, wasn't it awful?
Man in good tie - I work here.
Girl 1 - Hi, How are you it been so long snice I've seen you, How are the kids?
Girl 2 - I'm Fine, the kids are great, How are you?
Girl 1 - Oh not to bad, same old same old, You know still really busy (long involved conversation) ...Talk to you later
Me to Girl 2 - Who was that?
Girl 2 - No idea
Me - You snice when did you have kids
Girl 2 - I don't
The Point I knew I had to go home was when people flocked to the dance floor for Ice Ice Baby...
***News of the DAy***
Speaking of Ice Frozen frog bought back to life...